Thursday, September 25, 2008

Gone wenching!

Our friend Deb had a pirate themed birthday party at Chuck E Cheese last naturally, I had to whip up a costume. It turned out awesome. I'll definitely reuse this one for Halloween, so that way I don't have to stress over making a Halloween costume. I went as a pirate's wench, but the costume can be reused into..hmmm...a vampire, a goth chick, and I'm sure I could think of other stuff as well.

The party was, beer (although I didn't partake b/c of my concussion), one token games...what more could you ask for? Chuck E made an appearance as well, for the birthday girl to do the chicken dance. When you go up there, you're on the TV above..but it's made for children of say 3 ft height, so we got a good shot of Deb's (or whoever went up there) boob to crotch region. I'm convinced that Chuck E Cheese is made for kids and perverts! And Deb gave Chuck E Cheese a run for his money dancing with him. The grinding and spanking action caught him off guard at first, then he seemed to ease up a bit. It was hilarious, I laughed so much!

The games were good...a little bit of basketball, some fireman action, two gun shooting action, wave runner and 4 wheeler racing, and lots of skiball. Good stuff. I forgot to go up in the slide/playscape, though. I saw it and was going to do, it, but forgot by the end of the night.

There was a 2 beer limit per ID. Last call was strictly at 9pm. Basically, almost everyone from the party lined up at 9pm...since it was just past (we got ours at 9:04), the guy couldn't ring us up, so he gave it to us for free.

As for the costume front, one of Deb's friends was so impressed that he wants me to make him a bottom for Halloween and another said that I could be on Project Runway (which I watch religiously), but seriously, I'm not *that* least for Project Runway caliber.

I used a combination of 3 different patterns for inspiration: Simplicity #9966 (for the corset), #4015 (for the poofy skirt), and #8715 (for the blouse). And then I added my own innovations as they came to my head (namely, an underskirt to make the skirt poofy, a detachable back skirt that I could snap on to the bottom of the back and side of the corset, with the same material as the corset, to cover the back of the poofy skirt (I did that because the original skirt was way to poofy and I wanted to make it look good from the front), and a little thing I put at the top rim of my boots so that it matched my costume. It took me about 3 days (1 half day, 1 evening, and 1 full day) to make the costume. Sean didn't think I would pull it all off, but I tend to get my best mojo at the last minute.

It was fun making the costume. With every new sewing project, I seem to get better and better, pushing my creative limits. It was the first corset I had ever made, and I can pinpoint all the errors in it (as with anything I make, I get anal about it), but it turned out awesome.

Entire costume put together (5 separate pieces)

Corset and detachable back skirt with hidden snaps

Corset back details...I tried my best to pattern match the's a bit off, but close enough

Corset details..again, pattern matching the fabric so that it's like a mirror image..takes more time but looks way better if you do that

Corset front..I was too lazy to change the thread in the serger, so you can see my red thread on the inside of it..not a big deal

Corset and back skirt attached. The back skirt wraps around to the side

Corset and back skirt attached..shows inside of fabric, which looks pretty damn cool, too.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Raley to concussion

Well, I must say that I had a first today, and not a good one at that! I've been working on some new tricks at TSR lately - switch krypt (raley with a 180) off of the wedge (a ramp), switch heelside frontside 360 off of the wedge, and fronthand grabs jumping over the far, I've landed 1 switch krypt, 0 360s, and 1 nose grab and 4 mellon grabs.

I've really been working on the krypts, especially since I landed one. One is a start...the one I landed was not big. So I hit the wedge on my last run of the day last week, and I got so much air..I flew..I didn't land it, didn't pull down hard enough. Crashed big time..crashed so hard that one foot flew out of one of my bindings, my wristband popped itself open, and one boob fell out of my top (nothing visible cause of the life vest). But I was laughing hysterically because I couldn't believe at how big of a raley I threw. The fall hurt a bit, but I have had worse falls. I was just so excited at the height I got from it.

And come today...I was having a good run...some nice grabs regular and switch off the iceberg and wedge..then I went for a backroll off the booter...landed it! I was excited and pumped up, so when I came around for the wedge, I decided to throw a switch krypt...holy shit, I remember launching off the wedge...I flew so high, higher than the one from last week...I didn't pull down the handle hard enough and I ate it HARD, and when I say hard, I mean knock me silly hard.

I landed so hard that I had a mild concussion. For about 15 minutes to 30 minutes after the fall, my memory is fuzzy. I felt like after the fall, which was a face first fall (LUCKILY I didn't black out!), I remember taking a huge gasp for air, and it's like my survival instincts kicked in...somehow, I managed to flip myself over on my back, struggled with it, I may have been groaning through the process...managed to take my bindings off my feet and swim to shore. The bank there is really high, and when I'm totally coherent, I have a hard time climbing over it. Well, I stood up at the bank, but was really balance was way off..couldn't really stand up straight. I have no freaking idea how I climbed over it. I think I debated on which way to walk (I always walk a certain way to get back to the launching spot). But I ended up walking the way I do..I think I waved to someone riding..maybe. I can't even remember how I got to the starting area. I saw the blue gate around the starting regular routine is to hang my board, take off my helmet and hang it on the gate, and take my vest off and hang it over the gate. Routine. I got there, and I was so confused. I didn't feel like it was the right place to put my stuff. But I hung my board, hung my helmet. Not my vest. I didn't feel like it was the right place..I was so confused.

I walked over to where Angie and I had put our stuff, and put my vest down on one of the chairs (which I don't remember doing that, either). Angie was riding, I think. So I went to sit over by Lauren, one of the girls I've seen riding there. I must have told her my story over and over, but I don't remember at all. Angie came back, I told her what happened, and she fed me some Aleve..I asked her if it's okay if I take that many, and she said something..but I vaguely remember that dialogue, too. After some water, sitting for a while, and talking it out some more, I finally started to come to, and felt much better.

I rested for a while longer, then like the irrational person I was, I went out and wakeboarded more...I was like..I won't do anything huge..I'll just get a feel for it. I know, I know, I should have stopped after the concussion. But actually, the adrenaline pump from riding made me feel headaches were going away, and I was about 95% myself. Needless to say, when I said I wouldn't do anything up landing 2 backrolls and almost a 360 (actually had the handle fully in my hand, just not the commitment).

All in all, other than the concussion, it was a good riding day...landed 3 out of 4 backrolls, had the handle on my three 360 attempts (1st one nosedived, 2nd and 3rd didn't commit fully), and got some nice floaty grabs.

Angie drove us back to Austin, and I picked up my car in Cuerny. I made it back home and IM'd Sean what happened. He headed on home and we decided it'd be best to go to the ER just in case. I did my research online, and the fact that I was coherent enough to understand the print made me think that it was a mild concussion and I'd be fine. But hopefully there won't be a next time...but if there is, maybe I'll have more sense to call it quits.

We went over to North Austin Medical, triaged, and checked in. The doc said I'd be fine and that tomorrow will be the worst. He was actually a nice guy, said that there have been quite a few wakeboarding injuries coming into the ER lately, and that he went out wakeboarding for the first time behind his friends boat and the driver ran over the rope and bent the prop. Doh!

What does this mean? Well, no more um..concussion activity for another 6 weeks, so that my brain can heel. Yep, every time you have a concussion, you have a brain injury. But that won't stop me from riding. I'll just lay off the raleys/krypts for a while. Um..if I ever get the cojones to even try them again. We'll see...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Ike news from the homefront

Ike powered into the Texas coast as a cat 2 hurricane last Saturday early morning, hitting Galveston dead on. Houston took a good beating, as it did 25 years before with Alicia.

It's been 5 days since landfall, and lots of Houston is still without power. My brother was extremely lucky and never lost power at all. They've got a commune at their place now. My mom has been without power. She's in one of the many unlucky zip codes that they believe won't get power until Tuesday at the soonest. Actually, there are many zip codes that are included in that.

I called her soon after the storm went through, and she was doing fine..just no power and hot. I called her today, still no power. But much cooler with the cold front that has blown through. She is keeping her spirits up through it...she was laughing about it, saying that last time she went through this (Alicia, a cat 3 in 1983), she had 3 small children [and a dog] in the mix. She has a gas stove, so can still cook, and can go out to a few stores that are open. And my brother and sister in law have been dropping off supplies every once in a while (they live a bit far, tho). Mom also said that it's been a 'neighbor help neighbor' situation, more of a small community effort to look out for each other [in such a large city, nevertheless]. I was relieved to hear that she's in good spirits about it.

Flashback: I vaguely remember Alicia in '83. I was only 6 years old, so my memories are pretty fuzzy. I do remember taped and boarded windows, no electricity (mom says for about a week or so)..we rode out the storm in our house. Our dog, BooBoo, had diarrhea by the back sliding door. Living by candle light, all sleeping in the same room, a bathtub full of water. I also remember that hurricane tracking map behind my the door of my parents' room. But that's about it...

I wish the best to my Houston/Galveston peeps, and anyone else affected and hope they either have their power back or their power comes back soon.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Paradise disturbed

In my boredom of unemployment, I was channel surfing and found the Real World/Road Rules challenge on MTV. I always get suckered into programming like that...anyways, I saw that they were in Panama. I was wondering where they went. My initial guess would be somewhere in Bocas del Toro, and I was right.

But what I found out about their filming was more disturbing. They had cut down part of the [rain]forest to build their lodges, left heaps of trash (only to be swept out into the pristine Caribbean sea), and ravaged the land. Now I'm not a total tree hugger (okay, I hug trees here and there), but I try to do my part...

Unfortunately, now I do have a regret about my recent trip to Panama. I went to Bocas del Toro, but only for a day. I had gone to an ultimate paradise before and was very jaded...Bocas Town was not what I wanted out of Bocas. I went to some of the other islands during the day and loved it. However, I didn't make it over to Boca del Drago, a pristine area of Isla Colon with crystal clear water and tons of starfish...

According to the observations, MTV had filmed nearby Boca del Drago, and basically had taken a huge shit on the area. My regret...not getting to go to Boca del Drago before this TV shenanigans went on. I say that because I have noticed...television/movies change places. I have been to a pre-"Lord of the Rings" New Zealand, I have been to a post-"The Beach" Koh Phi Phi. Things change. Sadly. I know I can't have the world all pristine for myself...but I wish people would be more responsible...especially a company with millions of dollars.

That brings me to my next topic...Costa Rica. I wish I had seen it 30 years ago. Instead, I saw it this year. I thought I would love it, as everyone who has been there seems to love the so-called land with the pristine rainforests and diversity of fauna and flora. But I didn't. The longer I stayed there, the more I saw the devastation of forests and rainforests, all being cleared for homesites with 'incredible views' marketed towards the American real estate investor. Everywhere. Not to mention the high cost of goods in CR as well...

I say that I hope Panama gets spared the deforestation and Americanization...but it won't. MTV's job on their destruction on Isla Colon is evidence of that. It's just a matter of time. Lots are being sold left and right to the American real estate investor. I fell in love with parts of Panama...I can only hope that they stay the same...

Well, here's the long article that got me on my soapbox tonight:
"TV Makes a big Mess"

I had only been at Boca del Drago, Republic of Panama, for a couple of weeks this summer when I began to notice a larger than usual amount of vehicular traffic along the road in front of our field station. After a few questions I began to understand.

It seemed that MTV was on the island and that an episode of their "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" reality show was being recorded at a spot just a few miles away. Or so I was told. Nobody was real clear about what was going on and I was told that MTV was trying to keep the whole thing a secret in order to keep unwanted visitors from showing up at the site. I can understand that; I wouldn't want a crowd hanging around while I was trying to create a scenario in which everyone was pretending that the event was happening on a deserted island. It would be rather hard to convince the public that they were watching an adventure in a remote location while a crowd was standing in the background.

All of the vehicles were going back and forth along the road that runs from the Drago beach community to a location farther northeast along the island's coastline. It didn't take long for those of us at the field station to figure out that all of the MTV crew was staying at a large house just down the road from us. Naturally, my curiosity led me on a little walk down the road just to see who all these people were. As I approached the big house I became aware of men in camouflage with Policia Nacional patches on their uniforms, guns on their hips, and who were watching me intently. I quickly changed my direction! A member of the local community explained that MTV had hired the police in order to ensure their security.

The next day I took a walk in the other direction, down the dirt road that leads away from our beachfront community. It goes through a dense forest to an area the locals call "Gringolandia". A lot of folks from the USA and other places around the globe have big homes out this way. After about a half mile there is a gate across the road, to ensure that it remains a "private" road and to guarantee the privacy of homeowners. The researchers and students at our field station have long had permission to go into this area, and we use it quite often to reach some of the island's more inaccessible sections of rainforest. On my walk, I wasn't going anyplace I shouldn't.

But, now there was a gatekeeper who was holding a clipboard and looking at me with suspicion. There has never been a gatekeeper at this place before. Keep this in mind: This is a rainforest and the area along this muddy dirt road is heavily forested and is a long way from almost anywhere else. Normally there would be no more than four or five vehicles a day along this road.

However, as I watched, a convoy of three vehicles approached from the other side of the gate, two pickup trucks and a four-wheel drive SUV. The gatekeeper swung open the gate, the vehicles drove through and past me, going in the direction from which I'd just walked. No one offered a greeting, no one waved a hand, no one even rolled down a window; the occupants were hidden behind smoked glass.

This was very uncharacteristic behavior for those who come and go in this part of the world. The local culture demands that we all look out for each other. This was the first time I had ever been passed by a vehicle on this road without a greeting or the offer of a lift. I walked back to the field station without going any farther; it was getting late and I was tired.

During the following weeks I walked this road often, both by myself and with students. Most of the time was spent a long way off the road in the forest toward the interior of the island. There are some huge trees here and the climbing is quite spectacular. There is also the opportunity for students to involve themselves in some very interesting canopy research in this area. The road was nothing more for us than a route of access to be followed by long walks along primitive trails that lead away from it. More than once we went to areas beyond the gate, but made it a point to keep away from whatever was going on with the MTV people. Their vehicles continued to come and go and not once did we encounter even so much as a friendly gesture.

Then came the day that our director, and some of our students, returned from a walk along that same road carrying a couple of garbage bags that they had picked up along the way. The garbage bags were filled with trash that included a number of items identifiable as belonging to MTV with MTV-related information on them. There were copies of script, giving us an "advance" notice of what participants would be saying to each other and to the camera when the show was aired. Obviously this "reality" show was going to be a carefully scripted piece of work rather than a candid look at life on a "deserted" tropical island. Anyway, that aside, it was fact that trash had been left on the side of the road in a beautiful and pristine tropical rainforest. Our students had picked it all up and carried it in to be disposed of in an appropriate fashion. So not only were they being very unfriendly, they were displaying no regard for where they were and what was being done with their trash.

Encounters with some of the folks who reside out in Grigolandia revealed the information that there was indeed a lot of activity at the "remote" and "deserted" site of the show. One resident of the area, who lives only a few hundred yards from the site was able to watch the activity from his lawn chair and reported regularly on all the "goings-on". However, anytime this person took a walk down the beach in the direction of the activity, there would be security people to stop him. It should be noted that in Panama all beaches are, by law, considered to be public and that this was in violation of that idea. Another resident, who has property on the other side of the action, was also stopped from walking down the beach.

Not only are the beaches public but there are laws that are "supposed" to keep people from building structures within a certain distance from the beach. It was reported that a number of structures, including some bamboo tiki-type huts, had been constructed right at the high-water mark on the beach. All of this was done in an area of previously undisturbed tropical rainforest along a pristine Caribbean beach. Even though much of the property in the area is privately owned, including the spot of the MTV scenario, the property owners have done little to disturb the tranquil and wild quality of the surrounding rainforest and beachfront. MTV's presence and activity showed no respect whatsoever for this idea.

The vehicles continued to come and go as the summer passed and we heard stories of events taking place at the site. We were told that quite a bit of forest had been cleared in order to accommodate the activity. Large generators had been brought in to provide power, pads for the generators had been built, lighting had been installed along the beach, an access road had been built, and quite a bit of bamboo and other wood had been cut for building the tiki huts.

Several times during all of this activity, a helicopter would fly back and forth over the forest and above the site. We were told that they were doing aerial photography of the event. I was personally offended by the noise generated by the helicopter. It is rather hard to experience the tranquil quality of a wild and remote forest while a mechanical eggbeater is constantly flying back and forth only a hundred feet or so above the treetop in which I was hanging out. The birds and the monkeys were no happier.

Then there was the "airdrop" performed by one of the local Panamanian airline planes, during which a load of "supplies" was dropped into the water for the participants to recover and claim. I suppose this was necessary in order to ensure their having enough supplies to survive, although I can't fathom why that same load of supplies could not have been brought to the site in one of those vehicles that was constantly going back and forth along the road. Go figure!

A couple of miles "out to sea" from the spot of all the activity along the "deserted" tropical beachfront sits Bird Island, or as some call it, Swan Cay. This small island is a sanctuary and rookery for colonies of sea birds. It is a protected area and we have been told that it is unlawful to set foot on the island, although a lot of tour boats take visitors out to float around the island to allow their clients to observe the avian activity without going ashore. MTV, however, had no reservations at all about placing a "treasure chest" of trinkets on this little island and then "challenging" their participants to construct boats to take them out to this island to raid their treasure chest.

Finally, toward the end of July, we were told that the "show" was over and that the crew and the participants were gone. One of our students and I took a walk out toward the area to see what was to be seen. The security was gone, the gate on the road was closed, and life seemed back to normal. We found the "new" driveway that had been made to access the site and we took a cautious walk down toward the beach. All was quiet; nobody stopped us. Down the hill we went toward the beach and began to see just what a crew of TV people could do when they decided to make a production. The place looked like a trash dump and there was an area of devastation inconsistent with the surrounding forest. MTV had packed up and gone and there was nothing left behind that could be compared with what had been there before. Refer to the photos at the start of this article in order to get a visual idea of what I am talking about here. I have seen the aftermath of a tornado and this was almost as bad. The area had been deserted with little attempt at any sort of cleanup of the mess.

In addition to what took place at this site there was also a lot of activity at another site near an area referred to locally as Starfish Beach. This spot had also been made secure from the public during MTV's presence there, even though it is a popular spot for visitors to hike out to for swimming and sunbathing. This place had been left comparatively clean although trash had been piled up and left behind for removal.

Now, it can legitimately be argued that all of this, being on privately owned property, was subject to the whim of the property owner and any agents to whom the owner might have given permission to do whatever they wished. Nevertheless I can assure all of you that had this been done in any urban/suburban neighborhood, almost anywhere else, the neighbors would have been justified in entering a legal complaint against the landowner. A large plot of rainforest had been cleared, a pristine Caribbean beach had been trashed, and the creators had simply packed up and left. A family of what appeared to be "squatters" had already moved into one of the buildings left behind.

So just what have we had here?

First, a crowd of people that have shown no respect at all for local culture and custom, their attitude proclaiming the idea that "We are more important than any of you, don't need you, and can do whatever we want. We don't even have to acknowledge your presence."

Second, a TV entity that wants to fool the world with a reality show supposedly taking place on a deserted and remote tropical island, that, in fact, has houses within several hundred yards on either side of their production site, and is on an island that is the hottest tourist spot in almost all of Panama.

Third, a group that leaves its trash on the side of the road with no regard for the natural beauty of the place.

Fourth, a group that will indiscriminately cut down whatever part of the forest is necessary in order to accommodate its objective, whether for construction or simply because it might be in the way.

Fifth, A group that set foot and conducted activities on a small and protected island without regard for the fact that the island has been declared "off-limits" to human visitation.

Sixth, their low-flying helicopter and airplane was a serious interruption of the tranquility of the forest. There are a lot of monkeys and birds inhabiting this part of the forest and every time the helicopter would come over, these local residents would become seriously agitated. I doubt that MTV knew, or cared, that these animals were there.

Seventh, they left without cleaning up the mess they had created.

Eighth, they did all of this with the obvious cooperation of the Policia Nacional.

Ninth, MTV's behavior in this situation has been rampantly inconsistent with their self-proclaimed "MTV Green Crusade". I sense a bit of hypocrisy and I question their commitment toward being "green".

Since coming home I have done a bit of research on MTV's website, but have not been able to find much information relating to this production. I will be watching carefully in the future for the airing of this production to see what they have done with it. Perhaps I have been unjustified in my criticism and, if so, I will offer my apologies whenever it becomes obvious that I have been unfair. In the meanwhile I will continue to show my irritation for what I perceive MTV to have done to a beautiful area of rainforest and beach.

It must be remembered that everything that I have talked about here was part of a "secret" project. A lot of the information here is, admittedly, hearsay. A lot of my comments are nothing more than my own opinion of things. The exact details of the event have been unverified, and, except for the information found in those trash bags that were mentioned, I have no proof that MTV was, indeed, the perpetrator of anything mentioned. I await the airing of the program to give credibility to everything stated here.